No Suitable Applicants
A career spent finding suitable candidates. A romantic vacancy that apparently remains impossible to fill.
An assortment of essays, opinions and unfortunate observations. Some serious. Some ridiculous. All available to read at their original homes.
A career spent finding suitable candidates. A romantic vacancy that apparently remains impossible to fill.
Four centuries after Sonnet 29, a playwright somehow manages to make a gay man from West Yorkshire feel rather less alone.
A holiday, an attempt at self-discovery and the awkward business of taking yourself along for the journey.
On wanting to be chosen, finding yourself drawn to unavailable people and wondering whether the pattern is trying to tell you something.
Older work, including cultural criticism and an early instalment of the lifelong project of trying to get one's act together.
Kylie Minogue, a disco record released when dancefloors were closed, and the sheer necessity of a bit of joy.
Madonna, the Real Housewives and an earlier attempt to work out what changing your life might actually look like.
Every link opens the original article. New commissions and essays will join this collection as they appear.